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Silly Poems & Sayings...
 
 

The Broccoli Poem

 
 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I hate broccoli,

But I love you.

 

Valentine 2009

 

According to experts

way up on the hill

The economy is "adjusting"...

there's no need for a bill.

 

But as Valentine's Day approaches,

my pockets fill with lint

As they talk and debate

about how much more money to mint.

 

For those of us here

without chauffeurs and staff meetings

We'll make our own candy

and print our own greetings.

 

'Till the day finally comes

when they get a clue up on the hill

Why not pay them minimum wage

until they can pass the bill.

 
Silly Sayings:
 

"You hold my heart in your hands...what a mess!"

 

 
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...that's a-messy."
 

Love is like a 4-meat pizza...

One part real meat,

Three parts unknown.

 

Romance can leave you breathless...and penniless.